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John Travolta, 70's Sex Symbol Bares All!

(too much, in fact)

John Travolta... what happened to you? Back in the 70's you were a total mack daddy but now you are sporting man boobs ("moobs"), matronly upper arms, a "Buddha Belly", and to top it all off - a muffin top. Man, the years have not been good to you!

If all this weight gain is due to years of being trapped in the closet (and eating your feelings), just come out already - we already know! I am so sad right now.